Brewed fresh with Rocky Mountain Baddassery! Get one and fee the awesome power of the yellow jacket atop yer sexy melon. Don't get one....and be Fucking miserable for the rest of your existence. Your choice.

• Curved Bill trucker hats 

• Features a heavyweight Colorado Kool-Aid embroidered twill patch

• One size fits most y’all

• Comes standard with a false sense of well-being